Sunday, October 10th, 2004
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11:15 am
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So there I was, telling Nemesis all about oliphaunt traditions and customs and then suddenly 6 months had gone past.
And I'm only a third of the way through the family history.
You know, my baby doesn't seem to be growing very much.
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Saturday, March 13th, 2004
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3:34 pm
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I think it's time for me to start passing on the family knowledge to Nemy in the traditional oliphaunt way.
*ponders*
She does seem to be old enough... it's hard to tell when a child isn't entirely oliphaunt.
I think I'll start by telling her about the circus and why it's Not A Good Thing TM.
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Saturday, February 7th, 2004
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9:51 pm
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It seems like I've been away for quite a while! You might ask what I've been doing, and I'm going to tell you whether you do or not. ;)
You may recall that I remembered that I'd um. left Nemy in Minas Tirith. Well. I did. So I had to go and get her.
She doesn't seem to be too troubled by it, although you never know with oliwraiths.
::thinks::
There's really not a lot known about oliwraiths at all. Perhaps I should find someone who might know.
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Sunday, December 21st, 2003
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7:09 pm
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So, I think my darling Two has called off the wedding. If he hasn't... I think I should. An oliphaunt like me has to keep her options open you know. ;)
::ponders::
Ooops!!! I left Nemy in Minas Tirith um several months ago!
I hope I haven't caused lasting psychological damage!
::starts journeying back to Minas Tirith::
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Thursday, August 21st, 2003
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9:44 pm
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Having thought carefully about my career options, I have decided that either I continue starring in adult documentaries...or I futher my musical career as a solo artist. Decisions, decisions.
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Friday, August 8th, 2003
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2:45 pm
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According to that nice naked lady at the Long & Arda offices, I still have my job if I want it.
::ponders::
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Thursday, July 24th, 2003
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12:44 pm
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::giggles:: So I met a cute lady, but I don't think she got all the hints that I was dropping.
No matter. I have to go see if my positions at Long & Arda are still being held open for me after maturnity leave.
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Monday, June 16th, 2003
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2:58 pm
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::giggles:: It is very warm. Excuse me while I strip off.
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Thursday, May 29th, 2003
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10:21 pm
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::tickles Nemy::
::hears sound of armies approaching::
Hmmm.
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Monday, May 5th, 2003
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12:33 pm
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I have been teaching my darling baby to read!
She is so clever. :D She can read words like "oliphaunt" and "dog" and "orgy".
How she learnt that last one I will never know. ::giggles:: I haven't participated in an orgy for a long time. ;)
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Thursday, April 17th, 2003
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11:40 am
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::giggles:: I knew I should have brought a map with me.
Does anyone know where I am? I don't. oopsie.
current mood: utterly lost
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Wednesday, April 9th, 2003
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1:39 pm
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::thinks very hard::
I wonder how my baby is.
::leaves for Minas Tirith::
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Monday, March 31st, 2003
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3:55 pm
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So I was like thinking... all these knitted thingys that I made while I was pregnant...
Well, the deal is this, most of them do not fit my darling little baby Nemy. Her being sort of... human shaped rather than oliphaunt shaped and a lot...well.. .not a lot. a bit littler...anyways...
For sale: About 250 oddly shaped baby-gros. Any offer considered. Good for kinky roleplay if you like that sort of thing.
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Thursday, March 20th, 2003
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7:54 pm
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::turns on the radio::
::strips::
::dances naked around the house::
My baby is in Minas Tirith with her little friend... Lif or something. She kept babbling Lif at me anyway.
Perhaps I should go get her...or I could dance naked around the house some more.
::thinks::
::has an idea::
Maybe I should rent out rooms. Two won't mind...
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Thursday, March 13th, 2003
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10:36 pm
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::weepses::
::WEEPSES::
::WEEPSES DAMMIT::
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Monday, March 3rd, 2003
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12:19 am
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AWWW
My snugglebunny is bonding with our ickle pumpkin!
So cute.
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Sunday, February 23rd, 2003
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11:51 pm
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O_o
my mun got pissed off for no reason and redesigned my journal.
look at all that GaWtHiK aNgSt. ::sniggers at mun:: no more circus colours for me!
and she changed all my icons. again.
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Friday, February 14th, 2003
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4:59 pm
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Oooooooooooooh Irmotine's day!!!
::dances::
I love... my baby. :D Nemy is so cuuuuute. :D
No one else. Not even him
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Wednesday, February 5th, 2003
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7:43 pm
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;_;
my darling lovemachine, two, has forsaken us. ::weepses::
he went outside.
and. never. came. back.
::weepses::
my poor little darling pumpkinmuffin is without a daddy. ::WEEPSES::
current mood: WEEPSES
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Thursday, January 30th, 2003
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11:53 pm
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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
My baby, so beautiful. And she said her first word!!!!
well. her first in the oliphaunt language. she said mummy.
which sounded more like "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaph"
but yes. she is so clever. I love my baby.
on the other hand. she cannot say daddy. ::weeps:: HE HAS ABANDONED ME ::WEEPS:: look I WEPT IN CAPITAL LETTERS
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